SCREAMED into existence from the space three inches below the swirling eyeballs of the CAFFEINE First Beanvoid — Beantoad & Roasty’s™ DISSIDENT DRIP™ is a generational( RUN!) breakfast blend that HACKS your bloodstream with more caffeine (robusta), keeping that LITTLE VOICE in your head nice and LOUD for maximally-based frogpile frenzies (you’ll be more based for it, they HATE WHEN YOU'RE HOPPED UP ON THE BEAN) Our BREAKFAST BLEND is a premium medium roast offering a SMOOTH, almost SLIPPERY, balanced flavor and a moderate body, with the perfect amount of ACIDITY! Get a cup of this bean!

Your THROAT has ONLY 2  purposes from our perspective, proclaiming TRUTH and slonking down HOT Beantoad!

12 OUNCE WHOLE BEAN BAG